Babbles of a Procrastinating Grad Student

D just turned on the Big American Football Game, and I've wandered off to my sewing room.  But we're both cooking, and from the kitchen I heard the national anthem start.  It was a bunch of kids, and I thought 'oh hey, are they actually going to have a non-celeberty sing?  Wandered into the living room just at a celeberty walks on and takes over from the kids.  AND now someone else is singing the song...slowly...on a piano.  Is it standard for the song to be sung mulitple times?  Seems ridiculous to me, but I'm not a football nut, and it is the American Game.

*shrugs*  I guess we can just chalk it up to either National Pride or possibly Playing It Up for the Big Event.  lol

I didn't know that the Coors beer company was involved in some real skeevy shit.  I LIKE Cools Lights.  Guess I'll have to find another decent mass-market beer now. 

Dammit.  This whole making informed and responsible decisions thing really sucks sometimes. 

This is probably the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

A look at the fashion and styling of Star Trek: Next Generation: A XXX Parody.
"When we first heard that this was A Thing, we were ever-so-excited. Would it be hilarious? Definitely. Would it be sexy? …probably not. Would everyone be fully functional? YOU BET. So I downloaded it and set to watching."

Don't worry, it's work safe, the porny bits are not shown.  I don't even have words to describe this (besides fucken hilarious), but as bigbigtruck says in her link to it, THIS IS WHAT THE INTERNET WAS MADE FOR.  homg.

BACK TO WORK!

No, this post is not about vegetable rights, although that would be a fun post to write. :)

So, yesterday, I got up and felt a little stiff in the legs, but chalked it up to sleeping weirdly the night before (as I'm apt to do). It got worse as the day wore on, but still, didn't think much of it. Was working on a term paper and had parked my butt on the couch most of the day, so I just figured it was stiffness from inactivity.

This morning? OH GOSH PAIN! I've been hobbling around since I got up. I had no idea what the cause was, but then I was talking to one of the Office Ladies and she figured it out.

GARDENING IS MURDER ON THE LEGS!

Seriously, this is stupid. An hour-and-a-half pulling weeds does this? And that was on Saturday! Today's Monday, and I'm still feeling it! This is entirely not fair.


On the other hand, I really enjoyed the gardening, and if it's that much of a work out, I might convince The Lords to let me weed the garden all summer! Relaxation, time out of my dank basement domain, and a workout all in one. ;)