Velocirapture 2011
May. 21st, 2011 12:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Should've gone somewhere with no internet access...
Happy Velocirapture Everyone!
Here's a note and a handy flowchart, brought to us by the HR department of the Death Star, on how to deal with impending planetary doom. I personally will probably follow either the 'I'm a [wo]man of science' and the 'this is bullshit' route, or the 'panic' --> 'sit in shower rocking back and forther' route, both of which leads to zombification, but that's fine. As long as I have some coffee, I'm alright with that.
Also, for the believers sake, I hope the Oatmeals take on how God implements Rapture 2011 does not actually happen. Cuz that would suck.
Finally, I'm torn about my twitter page. I mean, tweetygotback has an inspiring background available, but I like my pretty flowers!
Honestly, I wouldn't normally make fun of someone else's beliefs, but I just can't take this seriously when someone tells me that only a special group of people will be saved and everyone else in the world who don't follow their special set of beliefs will suffer and die. Way to try to threaten people into your religion. This just means people will take Christianity even less seriously. Good job there, Camping.
On the other hand, if the world does 'end today' (although I think they're saying the world will actually be destroyed October 21st), that just means I don't have to submit my thesis on Tuesday!
On that note, I'll leave you with one of my all-time favourite songs. While I like the Great Big Sea version better, the REM video is nicely appropriate.
Happy Velocirapture Everyone!
Here's a note and a handy flowchart, brought to us by the HR department of the Death Star, on how to deal with impending planetary doom. I personally will probably follow either the 'I'm a [wo]man of science' and the 'this is bullshit' route, or the 'panic' --> 'sit in shower rocking back and forther' route, both of which leads to zombification, but that's fine. As long as I have some coffee, I'm alright with that.
Also, for the believers sake, I hope the Oatmeals take on how God implements Rapture 2011 does not actually happen. Cuz that would suck.
Finally, I'm torn about my twitter page. I mean, tweetygotback has an inspiring background available, but I like my pretty flowers!
Honestly, I wouldn't normally make fun of someone else's beliefs, but I just can't take this seriously when someone tells me that only a special group of people will be saved and everyone else in the world who don't follow their special set of beliefs will suffer and die. Way to try to threaten people into your religion. This just means people will take Christianity even less seriously. Good job there, Camping.
On the other hand, if the world does 'end today' (although I think they're saying the world will actually be destroyed October 21st), that just means I don't have to submit my thesis on Tuesday!
On that note, I'll leave you with one of my all-time favourite songs. While I like the Great Big Sea version better, the REM video is nicely appropriate.