Useless day is useless

[bare_bear]

This is possibly the most useless day ever. Don't even ask what I've been doing all day, because I have no idea. I groggily got to school at like, 10 (I slept in epically, which was my first indication that the day was going to be unproductive), drank ineffective coffee AND expresso, and now magically it's 1 pm and I have no idea what happened to the day.

Except maybe Hyperbole and a Half, but that doesn't even account for all of it.

Why the hell did I even get outta bed this morning.